Include a descriptive scene where a character makes a sandwich.

The Onions must be sliced thin and not chopped all dicey either.
 Do not use too much meat, whether it is bologna or salami, i do not object but I have my figure that I am trying to watch for  here.

 Secondly  do not even think about giving me a brown ass looking piece of freaking lettuce either. If you're going to give me lettuce for my sandwich (which , by the way I am requiring you to do so) I want some nice pieces and not those pieces that got the root in it and shit or whatever.

Come now, you know better, we pray for a way in which to make it today, hooray!